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Welcome to Tsuyu Translations! Please enjoy our humble offerings of shounen ai and yaoi scanlations, hand-crafted by highly-trained experts in Pat Robertson's Personal Hell™. To the left, you'll find a list of our last five releases. Just click on a title to be taken to the appropriate page or file.
Sukijanai kedo Aishiteru Vol. 2 Ch. 01 [July 22, 2010 // 08.41pm]
As faithful readers are aware, Tsuyu Time does not function like Real Time. Every five minutes of Real Time is equivalent to FIVE YEARS in Tsuyu Time, holy crap.
Anyway, we've managed to pull this from the depths: the first chapter of the second volume of "I Hate You, I Love You, So Kill Me". (Of course that isn't the real title, but doesn't it sound like something that might star Neil Patrick Harris?) We worked really hard on this one, so you better enjoy it.
Life at the Moonbase has been pretty hectic, as you can probably tell. For one, Dear Memento has become Engaged! How did that happen? O woe, o tragedy... just kidding.
But you aren't here for the petty details of This Drab Life, go on and read your softcore porn, ya damn hippie kids.
Touching Base [May 05, 2010 // 04.04pm]
Being an adult sucks, and not always in that fun kind of way, and because of this, you can look forward to at least 2 things:
1) There will be a new chapter of Sukijanai kedo Aishiteru next week. It would be THIS week, but due to all kinds of reasons and excuses, it just isn't going to happen before I leave on a jet plane tomorrow.
2) There will be at least TWO new chapters of Wagamama dakedo Itoshikute in the near future... we just don't know when yet. They seem to have their dumb foots (PLURAL) caught in the "exit" door from the Tsuyu and Hanashi Scanlation Factory that I just made up. "Soon" means between next week and mid-June.
Next on the agenda: please welcome our newest volunteer, Vash000! Vash'll be handling our cleaning for the most part, as well as some typesetting and other such things. We hope to abuse his free time once we get our shit together.
In the meantime, there's plenty of "vintage" crap lying around here that you can still fap to.
Wagamama dakedo Itoshikute Vol. 3 Ch. 02 [September 08, 2009 // 06.57pm]
Uh, so as I was saying...
Welcome back to the neverending circus that is Wagamama dakedo Itoshikute! After a hilarious mishap involving a persistent telemarketer, noisy neighbors, and visiting in-laws, Natsu is crushed to death under a refrigerator! The laughs just keep coming when it's up to Shuu to explain to his brother why he's invited an internet witch doctor to dinner. The gang also learns a touching lesson in co-dependency, and that the key to a healthy, long-lasting relationship has something to do with enablers and voodoo.
By the by, we're also working on getting some of our older, completed works up on the site to help cut your search time to almost zero. Stay tuned!
The Only Tombstone We're Interested In Comes With Sausage [June 07, 2009 // 04.28pm]
WE ARE NOT DEAD. Just short-staffed and lazy...
Get back, vultures! Tsuyu Translations has not keeled over yet! Due to lack of staff, time, motivation, etc., it appears that our tiny, mostly-unknown group has moved into a deep hibernation (considering that our last real release was over 6 months ago, yeesh...).
BUT!! With spring comes renewal, and with summer comes vacation! And with that also comes some other things that have all contributed to the revival of our humble group. So rest easy friends, and know that as I type this, your favorite books are currently in the process of being brought back as manga zombies to devour your brains with their paper teeth. We're still down to one-and-a-half translators, but we're also still fighting.
Stay classy, innernet.
Wagamama dakedo Itoshikute Vol. 3 Ch. 01 [December 17, 2008 // 10.42pm]
Holy crap, another volume of Wagamama dakedo Itoshikute?! Egads!
In this episode, the pressure's on when Natsu wakes up one morning after an irresponsible night out only to find himself in a bathtub of ice with a cellphone taped to his hand! Will Shuu be able to clean up this mess on his own? Or will they have lots of noisy, sloppy sex and totally forget that there was a plot in there somewhere and maybe they're also sparkly high school vampires, whatever, werewolves and wizard hats.
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