THE STOP
the stop A short story about two men on a flaming bus, and a nagging wife.

MONDAY MORNING
monday morning A short story about a woman, at work, heading to her specific office on a Monday morning.

THIS IS SERIOUS
this-is-serious A short story that takes place in a world where something was serious.

THANKS, NORCOM!
a story about a critic and a watch A short story about a critic and a watch. Or a memory. Or a mammary. A sweet, golden delicious mammary, or great, epic proportions. Temples are built for it. Men die for it. Raperaperapereap reaper. Greg the Reaper. A story about Greg the Reaper, and his adventure into a can of baked beans.

A BRIEF HISTORY of NIHIL & RAT
a brief historie of your leaders You may have never wondered about us, or you have and won't admit it, but whether you have or haven't, we're constantly asked by the voices, and sometimes other appartitions, how this all got started, and why it even exists. Now you know.

SOME SHORT WRITINGS FROM EARLY 2008
short stories from 2008 While looking for one things or another, i accidentally found these bits and bots from the earliest months of 2008. Enjoy them, or don't, the little flashes of fictional wotnots.

WAL-MART AS A CIRCLE OF HELL
observations of a walnaut Wal-Mart is probably one of the Circles of Hell. Maybe you've never thought about it before. Maybe you're one of The Damned, or are you a Walnaut looking for fun and adventure? There's more to Wal-Mart than cheap goods made by them orientals.

WHY OBESITY SHOULD BE EMBRACED
4th meal and more You've heard about 4th Meal, sure, but let's stop thinking small. Let's embrace what it means to gorge ourselves to all bodily limits, then transcend those limits, ushering in a golden era of unbridled greatness.

THE MARK OF KABIL
cain and abel A retelling of the story of Cain and Abel, but with more facts than the modern bible provides. This version might be in the Dead Sea Scrolls, and probably is, but it's being kept a secret because the Church doesn't want to revise all of the bibles in print, that's a lot of work. Also, this explains Left-Handedness.

WHAT HAPPENED TO CHIP AND THE COOKIE CROOK?
a wolf in a sweater? I bought some Cookie Crisp, then wondered about the mascot on this box. Who is this guy? I don't know him. I've never seen him before, not even on tv, and I'm not sure what he even has to do with cookies. Why they should stop changing our cereals:

DEAR REMY, SIGNED REMY
a story about remy A cute little story about flowers, sunshine, bees, sharks, more flowers, a handsome cloud, and a gossipy, gypsy of a tree, only without flowers, sunshine, bees, sharks, more flowers, a handsome cloud, or a gossipy, gypsy of a tree.

3 PATHS IN LIFE
3 paths in life A consideration of the many 3 existing paths in a person's life, and the various potential outcomes of each, in layman's terms.

3 SHORT STORIES
3 short stories Three short stories from 2002, possibly with morals or not. These include: Billy, The Traveler and the Tunnel, & Fate of a Violent Dog.

32 USES FOR A CAN
32 uses for a can A list of uses for a common can, numbering 32.

CONSIDER, BEFORE I GO
consider, before i go A fairly lucid bit of highly goal oriented pre-sleep consideration. The sort of person about whom you might say: "What a shimmering receptacle of glimmering post-meal wontonkery! What a cess-pot! I might like to buy him a stiff drink and pursue his sister. Sexually."