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Memoir of A.R.
An assignment I once had required me to infiltrate the Bizzzzzzzong Corporation. Intel had gathered strong evidence that this mega-company was working on a head teleporter, which allowed the user to teleport his or her head right onto a target’s … Continue reading
The Increasing Cold
I thought about building a sand castle. Then I didn’t. It was Tuesday. Later, I reconsidered, but didn’t want to make one out of sand. What else could I use? paper? This old phone? A tennis racket with DNA on … Continue reading
Belligerent Brain
His glinty eyes reflected the dying inverse sun as he stood atop the hill shaped like a font. Looking out over the sea of glass bottles, and then to the west, at the fields of Flavoured Grass, he was reminded … Continue reading
Finger Smell
Every morning when I’m here, my index finger smells. I can’t help but smell it. Not because I enjoy the smell- I don’t. The reason I continue to sniff it is that I am hoping it no longer smells bad. … Continue reading
Why Obesity Should be Embraced
You know what? Let’s just forget about 4th meal, ok? 4th meal is for losers. Instead, why don’t we all just quit our jobs and devote our lives to eating? Let’s just eat. All the time. 4th meal, 5th meal, … Continue reading
The Mark of Kabil
God stops by, and wants a sacrifice from the Cain & Abel boys for no apparent reason, so they pay up. Cain probably burns some vegetables, because you cant really stab them to bloody death like you can with sheep, … Continue reading
What Happened to Chip and the Cookie Crook?
What happened with the Cookie Crisp? These nickle sized, tiny chipped cookies used to be quarter sized saucers of chocolate chip delight. And this new mascot- a wolf? Cookies and wolves, and not only that, it’s a wolf in a … Continue reading
Dead Remy, Signed Remy
Dear Remy, There used to be this kid, and his name was Remy. He lived at home with a dog he named “Kung Fu.” Remy liked to wear loose fitting pants, and eat peanut butter straight off the knife. He … Continue reading
Consider, Before I Go…
I just thought that occurred that if a mouse lived in the pie in my kitchen, that it might owe me seven dollars for rent, but not having as many teeth in its mouth as a cat, which is fewer … Continue reading
3 Paths in Life
I think I’ll just go live in a tree. I’ll be friends with birds, and monkeys, and scared cats. At least they would visit me, and I wouldn’t feel like such an old hermit. I could jump from tree to … Continue reading
