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Leeches
This movie is a homoerotic slowmotion-fest. Seriously, it runs about 90 minutes, but could be reduced to 20 if they’d stop with the damned slow motion. Slow motion guys in underwear, swimming and being all muscly. Even the nerdy scientist guy … Continue reading
Nightwatch
This weekend, I watched two whole movies, the first of which was the Russian blockbuster Nightwatch, or as i might like to call it, Notwatch. Because don’t. Ok, maybe that’s not fair, but honestly, it is. I wasn’t really sure … Continue reading
Ice Cream Man
This weekend, I watched Ice Cream Man. Ok, this movie was sponsored by Converse, and you won’t have any trouble figuring that one out. In fact, some of the characters themselves are actually played BY Converse shoes. Simply amazing. Honestly, … Continue reading
Dark Water
Last week, I watched Dark Water, not to be confused with Dark Water, or Dark Water, better known as “the Pirates of Dark Water.” Dark Water, the one I watched last week, was “ok.” Better than Pulse, at least. A lot … Continue reading
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The Rapture
The other night, I watched the rapture. I dont know why I watched it all the way through, because it totally felt like one of those church-produced movies, except that the main character, for a long while, might have been … Continue reading
Pulse
Last week, I saw Pulse, but forgot to tell any of you not to go see it. Last I checked, it has a 3.6/10 at IMDB. I think that’s about where I would rank it, yes. If you have seen … Continue reading
