Flash Cartoons

Weird for the sake of weird? Yes! Weird for the sake of weird? Of course not. These are various flash animations of varying qualities and contents. Do not administer to children. That is to say, the prim and proper who see ghastliness in wotever will have an opinion that we can freely call "stupid" and "bluh." Which is to say that some and all of you will think things, from time to time, and those things are things, but aren't. So if you're watching these because they fill your niche just like the first time, congratulations and welcome. If you're watching these to complain about things and stuff to your church and/or parenting groups, get stuffed- we thoroughly uncongratulate and unwelcome you. Welcome!

Comedy Jokes
Comedy Jokes Our projects always mutate into bigger than they were supposed to be projects, and i just wanted to make something fast and stupid. It's modeled after some unfunny but somehow popular cartoons i've watched. It took a few hours to make. Feel the lulz.
0 min 29 sec 240 kb watch here watch on newgrounds

A Birthday Cartoon for The Boogley
Happy Birthday to TheBoogley a short birthday cartoon put together in 4 days for the Boogley. the music is Easter Bizarro, by SilverGorilla.
0 min 29 sec 307 kb watch here watch on newgrounds

Persona 4 - I Can't Wait
Persona 4- I Can't Wait written by Mrs. Rat last year, and animated by me just now, this cartoon is about being stuck in school when you really just want to go home and play Persona 4. in a way, i think it's the spiritual successor to Hard Luck Clover.
1 min 07 sec 1.19 mb watch here watch on newgrounds

No Worries
Street Fighter Collab for the Newgrounds Street Fighter Collab, we put together a short cartoon based on a really horrible pun either Mrs. Rat or myself came up with in passing years ago. like the Metal Gear Collab what happened in summer, there are a lot of good submissions. as if you read this... but go watch the full collab.
0 min 31 sec 1 mb watch here watch on newgrounds

Fatal Wren Woes
Fatal Wren Woes this short cartoon was made for the 2008 Newgrounds Christmas Collection, and involved staying awake and at a computer for 35 hours straight to get it finished in time. kicking rad sacrifice in the name of artistic deadlines. the title is what it is because the actual title is not only too long, but too revealing, and the music was made by cebster. we should probably call it a "score," really. happy holidays, or whatever.
0 min 41 sec 773 kb watch here watch on newgrounds

Hard Luck Clover
Hard Luck Clover a short piece put together for the "Epic Randomness" collab, headed by C-Doodles-Man at Newgrounds. he approached us after the release of Life Alarm. i question it's epicness, but the idea did come to me randomly, i suppose, so there's that. the collab never materialised, though, so here's the cartoon, stand alone.
0 min 29 sec 318 kb watch here watch on newgrounds

Metal Gear Solid - Life Alarm
Metal Gear Solid - Life Alarm feeling inspired after the Metal Gear Collab, we decided to make one more MGS based cartoon, in the spirit of Pyramid Head's #1 Fan. it is spoiler-free, though at this point, you should have already played MGS4 through (a few times). before you ask, no we did not steal this from Family Guy. yes, it is based on a tv advert. enjoy.
0 min 48 sec 527 kb watch here watch on newgrounds

Murder Gear Solid
Metal Gear- Murder Gear Solid a short cartoon made for the Newgrounds-based Metal Gear Collab. this stand alone version has a little bit added to the end, based on the Secret Theatre movies. it is a recreation of Snake's encounter with The Sorrow on my first playthrough. thanks to Sonofgoku1 and Jason Wilson for their voices. watch the full collab on Newgrounds- there were some great submissions.
0 min 39 sec 513 kb watch here watch on newgrounds

Tree Again- Stand Alone Proxy
Tree Again- Stand Alone Proxy Picking up where Win Lots of Money leaves off, Stand Alone Proxy follows a police officer and a cyclops deeper into their respective worlds. Wood tends to swell. Ventriloquixotics abound.
4 min 54 sec 3.26 mb watch here watch on newgrounds

Tree Again- Win Lots of Money
Tree Again- Win Lots of Money A man heads into the hills hoping to change his life and win lots of money, but what he finds may not be the exact change he was looking for. This is a sort of enhanced remake of the original Tree Again short from 2004.
1 min 56 sec 2.32 mb watch here watch on newgrounds

Pyramid Head's #1 Fan
Pyramid Head's Number 1 			Fan A short animation inspired by a scene in the Silent Hill movie- you can watch it without any real fear of spoilers! Can Pyramid Head's number one fan break through his hero's disgruntled exteriour, or will he leave with a bitter taste in his mouth?
0 min 35 sec 697 kb watch here watch on newgrounds

Kawaii Pop #3: Hellsing is so Hot
Kawaii Pop 3 Kawaii Pop is back, joined this time by his leet mangy-loving friends. Kawaii Kid Japanese Speak (AKA: Language Mastery) ensues, along with glorified mangy-jizzings. A special guest appearance may draw this series to a close, but it also may not.
0 min 26 sec 425 kb watch here

Nihil & Rat .com's 4th Birthday
Happy Birthday NARC 4 years ago, Nihil and Mrs. Rat put some money together and transfered their site to it's own domain, and that was maybe kind of a big deal. then for the next few years, the site did pretty much absolutely nothing, just like a real baby! This is maybe something like an e-card from the site, to the site, since it has no friends.
0 min 27 sec 334 kb watch here

Letter to God
Letter to God Our first Newgrounds release, it tells the story of a young man who is released from an orphange years after the death of his parents at the hands of a "sick beast. " Disfigured and confined to a wheelchair, he sends a sort of letter to god in the form of a strange red balloon.
2 min 30 sec 2.53 mb watch here watch on newgrounds

Silent Prayer another experiment with frame by frame.
suicide a quick experiment with frame by frame.
Tree Again the short original.
Kawaii Pop #2 kawaii pop meets gackt.
Kawaii Pop #1 kawaii kids are masters of japan. they are j-pops, too.
Squid & Coffin our first cartoon, co-written by Uriel.